Fun Quotes Book

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

It takes too much energy to be against something unless it’s really important.

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Contrary to popular belief, Unix is user friendly. It just happens to be very selective about who it decides to make friends with.

I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.