Fun Quotes Book

I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that.

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.

To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.

But enough of me. Let us talk about you. What do YOU think of me?

Familiarity breeds contempt, and children.

Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy; but after a war it seems more like astrology.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

I can’t cook without a can opener.

No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you’ll see why.

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

Some people have so much respect for their superiors that they have none left for themselves.

Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none.

A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.

The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.

The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand.