Fun Quotes Book

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there’s no law against wacking them around a little.

Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.

Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

Only the dead have seen the end of war.

We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was wrong.

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

The best way to keep one’s word is not to give it.

Here’s a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop people talking.

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.

Never judge a book by its movie.

Any war that requires the suspension of reason as a necessity for support is a bad war.