Fun Quotes Book

Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place

The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn’t there the second time.

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

Virtue is its own punishment.