Fun Quotes Book

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.

When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer ‘Present’ or ‘Not guilty.’

When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he’s going to have a go at it anyway.

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.