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Randy K. Milholland

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you’d rather be lazy and dead sooner.

Bill Gates

Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There’s a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.

Bella Abzug

The test for whether or not you can hold a job should not be the arrangement of your chromosomes.

Dr. Martin Henry Fischer

Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them.

G. K. Chesterton

Journalism largely consists of saying ‘Lord Jones is Dead’ to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.

Lynn Johnston

Never tell anyone that you’re writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They’ll encourage you to death.

David Brinkley

The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.

Douglas Adams

He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife.

Laurence J. Peter

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.