Showing posts from October, 2012

Robert Half

Free advice is worth the price.

Mary Wilson Little

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

Ellen DeGeneres

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.

Wilson Mizner

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

P.J. O’Rourke

Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.

Oscar Wilde

I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.

Groucho Marx

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.