James Thurber Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps July 30, 2012 I hate women because they always know where things are. Read more
George Bernard Shaw Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps July 30, 2012 There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart’s desire. The other is to get it. Read more
Konrad Lorenz Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps July 30, 2012 It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young. Read more
Bill Watterson Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps July 27, 2012 Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. Read more
Thomas Hardy Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps July 15, 2012 A man’s silence is wonderful to listen to. Read more
David Sedaris Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps July 14, 2012 I haven’t the slightest idea how to change people, but I still keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. Read more
Joseph Heller Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps July 13, 2012 The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he’s on. Read more
Mitch Hedberg Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps July 13, 2012 I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience. Read more
Bill Cosby Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps July 08, 2012 I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. Read more
Rodney Dangerfield Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps July 05, 2012 I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn’t met me yet. Read more
Le Rochefoucauld Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps July 04, 2012 An old man gives good advice in order to console himself for no longer being able to set a bad example. Read more
Oscar Wilde Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps July 01, 2012 It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. Read more