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Michael Fry and T. Lewis

The more things change, the more they remain… insane.

Fran Lebowitz

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Stephen F Roberts

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

Pericles (430 BC)

Just because you do not take an interest in politics does not mean politics won’t take an interest in you!

Anon

Talk is cheap…except when Congress does it.

John Adams

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.

Anon

No man alive or dead understands women! And even if there was one, he wouldn’t believe it!

Sir Winston Churchill

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Georges Duhamel

I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.

Anon

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

Norman Douglas

Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes.

Tallulah Bankhead

It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Doug Larson

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.