Showing posts from March, 2011


Gray hair and baldness are hereditary. You get them from your children.


It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.


A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.

Bill Watterson

Careful. We don’t want to learn from this.


The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.


The old know, the young Google.

Isaac Asimov

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

Ronald Reagan

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’

Barry LePatner

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.

Grabel’s law

2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2.

Stephen Colbert

There’s an old saying about those who forget history. I don’t remember it, but it’s good.

Woody Allen

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.