Showing posts from October, 2010


Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

Fran Lebowitz

Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.

James Thurber

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.

Jay Leno

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

Madeleine L’Engle

It takes too much energy to be against something unless it’s really important.

Blore’s Razor

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

Woody Allen

I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.


Contrary to popular belief, Unix is user friendly. It just happens to be very selective about who it decides to make friends with.


I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

Wernher Von Braun

The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.

John Buchanan

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.