Showing posts from May, 2010

Scott Adams

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.


I’m not worried about the bullet with my name on it… just the thousands out there marked ‘Occupant.’

Amy Schumer

Now every idiot from high school’s like, ‘I’m back!’ We weren’t supposed to meet again. Stop poking me and inviting me to your weird vampire parties. No, I don’t want to follow you on Twatter. Like, nobody’s interested in you. I don’t want to see you in real life, why would I want to follow you in the imaginary one?

Arthur Conan Doyle

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Chuck Palahniuk

On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Albert Einstein

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Harry S. Truman

I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.

Isaac Asimov

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right.

William Gibson

The future is here. It’s just not widely distributed yet.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.

P.J. O’Rourke

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.

Napoleon Bonaparte

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Randy K. Milholland

It’s a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.