Piet Hein Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 30, 2009 A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong. Read more
John Updike Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 27, 2009 A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people’s patience. Read more
Sigmund Freud Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 27, 2009 I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Read more
Nash Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 27, 2009 The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once… Read more
Rodney Dangerfield Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 27, 2009 A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. Read more
Richard Dawkins Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 25, 2009 We are all atheists about most of the Gods that man have ever believed in. Some of us just go one God further. Read more
E. Joseph Cossman Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 24, 2009 Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. Read more
Kin Hubbard Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 22, 2009 There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it? Read more
Andrew W. Mathis Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 21, 2009 It is bad luck to be superstitious. Read more
Herb Caen Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 20, 2009 Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. Read more
Cullen Hightower Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 17, 2009 Wisdom is what’s left after we’ve run out of personal opinions. Read more
W. Somerset Maugham Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 16, 2009 If nobody spoke unless he had something to say, the human race would very soon lose the use of speech. Read more
Bertrand Russell Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 15, 2009 Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man. Read more
Mo Udall Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 14, 2009 If you can find something everyone agrees on, it’s wrong. Read more
Don Marquis Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 12, 2009 Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. Read more
H.L.Mencken Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 11, 2009 Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Read more
Rita Rudner Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 11, 2009 Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be. Read more
Wilson Mezner Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 10, 2009 A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions. Read more
Jay Trachman Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 09, 2009 We’re told Abe Lincoln studied by the fireplace, Mozart composed by candlelight and Galileo did his inventing by the light of an oil lamp. Didn’t any of these guys ever think of working during the day? Read more
Dorothy Parker Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 08, 2009 If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. Read more
Frederick Douglass Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 06, 2009 People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get. Read more
Aldous Huxley Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 06, 2009 Maybe this world is another planet’s hell. Read more
Lillian Hellman Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 04, 2009 Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge’s chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view. Read more
Isaac Newton Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 04, 2009 Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. Read more
Sidney J.Harris Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps January 03, 2009 A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. Read more