Showing posts from November, 2007

Fred Allen

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

EB White

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.

Dick Cavett

There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

George Carlin

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

Friedrich Nietzsche

To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence.

Ellen DeGeneres

The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren’t any space aliens. We can’t be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we’re not all there is. If so, we’re in big trouble.

Michel de Montaigne

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.